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today's rant
don't be that guy
conjurdude
There is a time and a place for playing catch-up with a friend you haven't seen in a while. The produce section of a grocery story just after work lets out when people are trying to get fresh dill is not one of those times or places. This goes double if you're wearing a business suit and have 5 bottles of wine in your cart and are completely blocking all the fresh herbs and half of the lettuce. People will take that to mean you're self-absorbed and pretentious and they will secretly wish to bludgeon you about the head and shoulders with their grocery baskets.

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