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conjurdude


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A song for you all!
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conjurdude
So, Gather round ye lads and lasses
and set ye for awhile
And hearken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle
Lets raise our glasses high to friends and family gone
And lift our voices in another Irish drinking song

Consumption took me mother and
Me father got the pox
Me brother drank the whisky till he wound up in a box
Me other brother in his troubles met with his demise
Me sister has forever closed her smiling Irish eyes

Now everybody's died
So until our tears have dried
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we'll throw up pass out wakeup and then go drinking once again

Kenny was killed in Killkenny
And Claire she died in Clare
Tip in Tiperrary died out in the Derry air
Shannon jumped into the river Shannon back in June

Ernie fell into the Erne and Tom is in the tomb.

Cleanliness is godliness my Uncle Pat would sing
He broke he neck a slipping on a bar of Irish Spring
O'Grady he was eighty, though his bride was just a pup
He died upon the honeymoon when she got his Irish up

Now everybody's died
So until our tears have dried
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we'll throw up pass out wakeup and then go drinking once again

Joe Murphy fought with Riley near the cliffs of Odinie
He took out his shillelagh and he stabbed him in the spleen
Me crazy Uncle Mike thought he was a leprechaun
But in fact he's just a leper, and his arms and legs are gone

When Timmy Johnson broke his neck it was a crying shame
He wasn't really Irish but he went to Notre Dame
MacNamara crossed the street and by a bus was hit
But he was just a Scotsman so nobody give a shi--ACH!

Now everybody's died
So until our tears have dried
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we'll throw up pass out wakeup and then go drinking once again

Me drunken Uncle Brendan tried to drive home from the bar
The road rose up to meet him when he fell out of his car
Irony was what befell me great granduncle Sam
He choked upon the very last potato in the land

Conner lived in Ulster town, he used to smuggle arms
Until the British killed him, and cut off his lucky charms
And dear old father Flannigan, who left the Lord's employ
Drunk on sacramental wine beneath the alter boy

Now everybody's died
So until our tears have dried
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we'll throw up pass out wakeup and then go drinking once again

Someday soon I'll leave this world of pain and toil and sin
The Lord will take me by the hand to join all of me kin
Me only wish is when the savior comes for me and you
He kills the cast of Riverdance and Michael Flatley too!

Now everybody's died
So until our tears have dried
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we'll throw up pass out wakeup and then go drinking once again
Then we'll throw up pass out wakeup and then go drinking once again
Then we'll throw up pass out wakeup and then go driiinkiiing ooonce aaaagaaaiiin
Hoyee!

I succeeded in getting up early and going to Taylor and Dunn's for an Irish breakfast...well, not a full Irish breakfast (they didn't have any, the bastards!), but I did have Bangers and Mash. None too shabby.

And I had Shepherd's pie tonight.

I did not partake of the abomination that is green beer. Waste of perfectly good green food coloring in most places around here.

"Ah, the Irishman may beat your ass, but he'll sing about it afterwards! 'Oh, the night ye said my wife was fat, I knocked ye down and shit in yer hat! Teedle-te-toi and away we go...' Yes, the Irish saved civilization, had a couple of Guinness, and forgot where the fookin' put it!"

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