Chris (conjurdude) wrote,
Chris
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A dog went into a telegraph office to send a telegram. He wrote, “Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
The clerk read what the dog wrote and said, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."
The dog replied, "Yeah, but then it wouldn’t make any sense."

*rimshot*

A man opened his fridge and saw a rabbit sleeping in it. He asked the rabbit, "what are you doing in my fridge?"
The rabbit said, "This is a Westinghouse isn't it? I was just westing."

*rimshot*

Q: What do you call a sheep that has no legs?
A: A cloud

*rimshot*

A bear walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
The bear replies, "I'll have a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic."
The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"
The bear replies, "I was born with them."

*rimshot*

Two cows were standing in a field.
One cow said, "Moo".
The other cow said, "Hey . . . I was going to say that."

*rimshot*

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick

*cowbell*
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