Chris (conjurdude) wrote,

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Hi kids, do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

Christopher Walken says you've been spending too much time on the internet!

"Pal, I've been meaning to ask. Everyone likes the computers. I love the computer. What's the name? The name
of that game with the little ape? He's got a sword, there's pirates! Pirates, baby! Look, it's obvious that
you're spending too much time on the information...super...highway. It's okay, man, I know. Look, I like to
surf the web as much as guy J or guy K. But, your wife and I. Your wife and I we got to talking, and baby!
Baby, she's going to leave you for a guy. He works at the Wal-Mart store. I think he sells some type of
pet.. food. Look, man, you're the greatest, you're the greatest and you've got the world, by..the..balls."

What advice would Christopher Walken give you?
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