Chris (conjurdude) wrote,
Chris
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Hi kids, do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

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Christopher Walken says you've been spending too much time on the internet!

"Pal, I've been meaning to ask. Everyone likes the computers. I love the computer. What's the name? The name
of that game with the little ape? He's got a sword, there's pirates! Pirates, baby! Look, it's obvious that
you're spending too much time on the information...super...highway. It's okay, man, I know. Look, I like to
surf the web as much as guy J or guy K. But, your wife and I. Your wife and I we got to talking, and baby!
Baby, she's going to leave you for a guy. He works at the Wal-Mart store. I think he sells some type of
pet.. food. Look, man, you're the greatest, you're the greatest and you've got the world, by..the..balls."


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