Yeah, I know, I'm a bastard, but I've learned to take every single thing the Bush War Machine says with a full 3/4 of a pound of salt.
Edit: Apparently DNA testing has confirmed his identity. My new question is "Does this guarantee a Bush election in 2004?"
In other salt-related news, I shoveled and salted the drive way. My kingdom for a snow blower. Oh wait, I don't have a kingdom. The most I've got is $1300 in Disney stock. And that's relocating-to-Florida money once my credit card debts are paid off.