I'm addicted to Tolkien. Movies, books, John Howe lithographs, it makes no difference. I need help.
Or a Ring. Yes. I need a Ring, too. Help and a Ring. One of those nice Rings of Power, please.
Or a long beard, a staff, and a pointy hat.
Or just a Hobbit. Can I have a Hobbit? I'll be sure to feed him six or seven times everyday...especially at Elevensies. Please?
Maybe one will follow me home. I'll probably need to cut through the Shire on my way home from work, though. Hmmmm...