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Stolen from aziraphale on Ren's Friend list, who in turn stole it from lavellebelle

5 Bands People Should Give a Listen:
1. Domestic Problems
2. Piero Umiliani
3. Styx (yes, the "Mr Roboto" people)
4. Pink Floyd (Specifically their "Echoes" set)
5. Randy Newman

5 Things That Turn You On About People:
1. Independent Thought (that is, lack of Abercrombie and Fitch Syndrome)
2. Intelligence
3. their inclination to let a poor guy like me bum stuff off of them until I get my first paycheck
4. general niceness
5. Sense of humor/irony

5 Movies You've Watched More Than Once:
1. Silence of the Lambs
2. Waiting for Guffman
3. Yellow Submarine
4. The Emperor's New Groove
5. Mystery Men

5 Songs on Your MP3 List Right Now:
1. Riders in the Sky - Red River Valley
2. Wim Mertens - Struggle for Pleasure
3. Hello Dave - Sweet Saturnelia
4. Domestic Problems - El Matador
5. Elton John - This Train Don't Stop Here Anymore

5 Things People Should Know About You:
1. I'm completely out of my gourd
2. I have a creepy/weird obsession with all things Disney
3. I'm hungry
4. I want you...to want...me!
5. I have really frookin' eclectic tastes.

5 Things On Your Desk Right Now:
1. A computer
2. About 5 empty packs of cigarettes.
3. A few random highlighters
4. Rolo Wrappers
5. No room

5 Things You Say the Most:
1. Buh?
2. Meh.
3. Oy.
4. Fucker!
5. Food for me?

5 Things You Do Not Understand About Your Own Sex:

1. How they learned how to actually interact with women
2. Why so many of the assholes attract women
3. Why there's that weird "touchy-feely" / "No touchy-feely" dichotomy...you can goof around with your buddies and still have your heterosexuality remain unquestioned, ya know...
4. Why half of us are vain as fuck, and the other half really don't give a shit, even though those that are vain really don't need to be and those that don't give a shit really should (not hard and fast classifications, but a general rule)
5. Why they rove in small, extremely stupid and narrow minded packs during the first 12 years of their lives