September 25th, 2003


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I gotta hand it to the kids at the Grafton Taco Bell, they do their best to make a crappy job fun.

I pull up to the drive-thru and hear, "Thank you for choosing the Wonderful World of Taco Bell! Would you like to try our new Spicy Chicken Burrito?"

Now, I ask you, how can I refuse an entreaty such as that? I order one of those, a steak Grilled Stuft Burrito, and a diet Pepsi viss a little bit of iccccccce, er...a regular medium Pepsi. My new friend on the other end of the speaker thingy asks, "Will that constitute the entirety of your order?"

Yep, that'll do it.

The Spicy Chicken Burrito was indeed pleasantly spicy, in a "I'm gonna make your mouth go all thingly without reducing your tongue to small black cinder" kind of way.

The order taking dude at my Taco Bell rawks.
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This is the kind of day where you put on a fleece, go to a cafe with a friend, sit outside, drink far too much coffee, and talk about everything and nothing, for hours on end.

geez, I'm talkative tonight!

Just watched a Travel Channel special on Universal Studios Florida's Halloween Horror Nights.

Can I work there? I'd enjoy the opportunity to release some of my deeply buried tongue-in-cheek maliciousness and hidden desire to scare the piss out of willing customers...

I'm in my dark place...the dark place that involves prosthetic makeup, fake blood, and strobe lights, that is...

That and I can practically smell Halloween in the air...candy corn, dense fog, and mild terror...
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