March 5th, 2008

don't be that guy

today's rant

There is a time and a place for playing catch-up with a friend you haven't seen in a while. The produce section of a grocery story just after work lets out when people are trying to get fresh dill is not one of those times or places. This goes double if you're wearing a business suit and have 5 bottles of wine in your cart and are completely blocking all the fresh herbs and half of the lettuce. People will take that to mean you're self-absorbed and pretentious and they will secretly wish to bludgeon you about the head and shoulders with their grocery baskets.
walken 2008

Why I'm never voting Republican, reason #43,982

Just what we need to move America forward...another old, clueless, white guy in the Oval Office.

McCain, it's been said, is running for Dubya's third term. That seems pretty accurate.

Isn't there the one definition of insanity that's something like doing the exact same thing over and over again and expecting different results? Well, we've done the same thing 43 times in a row...who knows, maybe the next time the old, clueless, white guy will do something novel and unexpected that doesn't result in more nations hating us!