March 17th, 2008

epcot

A song for you all!

So, Gather round ye lads and lasses
and set ye for awhile
And hearken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle
Lets raise our glasses high to friends and family gone
And lift our voices in another Irish drinking song

Consumption took me mother and
Me father got the pox
Me brother drank the whisky till he wound up in a box
Me other brother in his troubles met with his demise
Me sister has forever closed her smiling Irish eyes
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I succeeded in getting up early and going to Taylor and Dunn's for an Irish breakfast...well, not a full Irish breakfast (they didn't have any, the bastards!), but I did have Bangers and Mash. None too shabby.

And I had Shepherd's pie tonight.

I did not partake of the abomination that is green beer. Waste of perfectly good green food coloring in most places around here.

"Ah, the Irishman may beat your ass, but he'll sing about it afterwards! 'Oh, the night ye said my wife was fat, I knocked ye down and shit in yer hat! Teedle-te-toi and away we go...' Yes, the Irish saved civilization, had a couple of Guinness, and forgot where the fookin' put it!"
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oh, and also...

China, get your Communist ass out of Tibet! Or so help me, we'll turn these Olympics right around!

And Cheney, I don't know what the hell you've been smoking, but if our little adventure in Iraq has been a "successful endeavor" like you said it was today (y'know, just before the suicide bombing at the shrine?) then I'm a war profiteer...oh wait, no, I'm sorry...it's you that's the war profiteer...I keep getting us mixed up...overweight, pasty white guys, we all look alike. I can go near microwaves, though, so I guess that's one way to tell us apart. Also, I don't owe my soul to Yog Sothoth. Ye right bastard!
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