April 2nd, 2008

just call me a liberal

CNN pundits and other forms of vermin

I had the extreme misfortune of catching Glenn Beck on TV in my gym locker room last night...I've never used this term to describe anyone before, but quite simply, the man is a choad.

I'm not sure how he got a television show, I'm not sure if he even has any qualifications to speak of, and I'm also not sure if that disturbing gap between his front teeth is there to allow him to better fellate himself or is simply a result of the inbreeding, but everything about the guy just makes me want to kick him in his smarmy, weaselly little face.

I really need to get one of those stealth channel changers from ThinkGeek...for the sake of my blood pressure if nothing else.