April 29th, 2008

tasteless disgusting offensive I love it

I must sample this!

I was at the grocery store the other night, and while perusing the liquor section, I found a new product with an intriguing name; Feckin Irish Whiskey. They also have Feckin Spiced. So now, you can walk into your favorite bar and say, in a bad Irish accent, "Give me some of that Feckin Irish Whiskey, would you, barkeep?"

However, if you go that route, I'd advise you to have a good tip handy, and be nice to the bouncer when he comes up to see what's going on.
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