July 9th, 2008

dubya anti drug

RIP, Fourth Amendment

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. "Unless we can pretend it helps stop the scary terrists or gets my buddies at the telcos off the hook, or just cuz I sez so. Heh heh heh heh! -Dubya"

This is why we normally keep the Constitution in a climate controlled vault, but apparently it was Crayoning Time, and Georgie Boy was feelin' a bit prickly because he missed his nap (he had a few too many at Cookies and Juice time and couldn't sleep) and, well, it was the only paper handy. Cheney had ordered everything else shredded, you see.

And you, Obama, you're on my shit list right now, too. Don't think I'm not mad at you!