Chris (conjurdude) wrote,

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An open letter to my stomach

Dear stomach,

How the hell can you be hungry and grumbly? I just fed you a huge portion of spaghetti with garden veggie sauce and pepperoni slices mixed in not two hours ago. What the hell are you thinking?

Your host body.

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