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roonil wazlib
I have a nicotine patch on.

It iches.

That is all.

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Your grammar is atrocious.
However, I forgive you due to the circumstances.

You would prefer "I have on a nicotine patch," perhaps?

Is this one of those things like "never end a sentence a preposition with?"

Or is my participle dangling?


As I said to my Starbuckian when he said the same thing...

It's funny that that patch is supposed to keep you from going into a nic fit and killing everyone and it does this by annoying you with constant itching.

Then he yelled at me so I hid under the desk for two weeks.

It does, however, keep me from wanting a cigarette in anything but a passive way.

As in "Oh, look, someone on TV is smoking. I think I'll go have o-. Wait. Never mind."

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