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El chupacabra tomó mis pantalones

el Jesús grande de la mantequilla

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and now...a crank moment...
it's hard out here
Dear Mr. President,

There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.

I am not a crackpot!

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Only three? But they're all useless!

Last night they had one of the old Halloween episodes on TV... Grandpa said, "That doll is eeeeeeevil!" Lisa replied, "Grandpa, you said that about ALL the gifts." Grandpa said, "Well, it's true!"

"That doll is evil, I tells ya, EVIL! EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIL!"
"Grampa, you said that about all the presents!"
"I just wanted attention."

Yeah, you're right. I messed up that last part. Good show, old boy.

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