Chris (conjurdude) wrote,

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pumpkins scream in the dead of night...

OK, here's the plan...

I sit in my driveway wearing a violently red sportcoat, with my wand from Alivan's in the pocket, and the sign that I wore to the book 7 release party pinned to my lapel ("Muggle - Most certainly not an incognito wizard"), and refer to myself as John Godrickton (obscure reference to founder of Griffindor House? Gheck). Perhaps I'll throw my Griffindor scarf on, too. And then I will hand out candy and converse in a British accent.

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