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El chupacabra tomó mis pantalones

el Jesús grande de la mantequilla

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  • 20:38 getting ready to go to Chicago tomorrow...no idea yet which train i'm taking. hmm. #
  • 20:41 @dittrich brilliant! I was thinking maybe the last train to Clarksville, but your idea makes more sense. #
  • 21:12 @dittrich wilw rickroll^2 ftw! #
  • 21:13 ok, a train leaves MKE at 1pm, going 60 mph, and I am on it...it arrives in Chicago at 2:29pm. How far away is Chicago? #
  • 21:24 @Bleepin_Wife no, the answer is "Chicago is an eternity away, if your heart is there." Or 89 miles. One of the two. #
  • 21:25 @dittrich now if a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg... #
  • 22:06 @Bleepin_Wife Earl needs to stop dying #
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