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El chupacabra tomó mis pantalones

el Jesús grande de la mantequilla

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Kiwi, being his father's bunny, and therefore quite clever, learned that if his Cottontail Cottage was positioned just so, he could scamper up to the roof and from there leap onto the dining room table, where the bunny food is kept (in Tupperware) and go exploring.

He made it up there twice before I rearranged the position of the Cottontail Cottage (about 3 feet further away) and blockaded his port of entry to the table.

I don't want to have to institute a demilitarized zone or set up a border patrol on the table, but I will if it comes to that (memo to self: find small, rabbit-friendly robotic task force).

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*imagines an army of small T-800s that look like rabbit skeletons instead of human ones marching around your table.*

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