amused[Hello. Welcome to RecessionScrubber Pro 2.0. Press any key to begin.]
{Click}
[Which economy would you like to fix?]
{United States}
[Configuring Parameters for United States. One Moment Please...]
[Replacing Treasury Secretary module with Krugman/Stiglitz module]
["Party of No!" virus detected]
["Party of No!" virus removed]
[Installing Wall Street BonusBlaster Pro]
[1,246 undeserving Wall Street bonuses detected and removed]
[Installing Mortgage Rate Adjustment Pro. One Moment Please...]
[Mortgages Adjusted]
[Your Target Unemployment Rate?]
{3.5 PERCENT}
[One Moment Please...]
[Unemployment Rate is now 3.5 percent]
[Would you like to install Employee Free Choice Act?]
{YES}
[Employee Free Choice Act installed]
[RepublicanWhinyBaby.exe worm detected]
[RepublicanWhinyBaby.exe worm removed]
[Would you like to electrify Bernie Madoff's prison toilet seat?]
{YES}
[Bernie Madoff's prison toilet seat is now electrified]
[Re-Installing Federal Oversight Pro 2.0]
[Installing Education Module]
[Installing Green Energy Module]
[Installing Infrastructure Module]
[Installing Universal Health Care Module]
[Please swipe credit card and press Enter]
{ENTER}
[United States economy restored! Press any key to continue]
{Click}
[Now may we interest you in some fine American online pornography?]
{YES!}
