Chris (conjurdude) wrote,
Chris
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what the hell was I thinking?

I can't imagine why I've been stressing out for the last month over dating. I was at a cast party tonight, and since i'm broke, i was attending without the benefir ot beer goggles. and I swear i saw every woman in the room for what she was: a strutting female baboon in estrus, waving her swollen genitals in the air for all men in the room to see.

I honestly can't think of a single girl that i'd want to date, with maybe the exception of Natalie Portman, and she doesn't count.

Women, no offense to my close female friends, strike me as being incredibly annoying right now. fickle, flirtatious, and untrustworthy.

spoken like a closet misogynist.
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