I don't think I care about anything anymore.
p.s. slander n.
Law. Oral communication of false statements injurious to a person's reputation.
A false and malicious statement or report about someone.
(italics are mine) if I was communicating false statements injurious to Dan's reputation here, it would constitute libel.
Note to Lisa: if you're going to put words in (name deleted by order of LiveJournal Abuse Team)'s mouth, at least make sure they're the right ones...
p.p.s. I've been instructed to remove the last name of a certain so-and-so from this post my the LiveJournal Abuse Team. Done and done. There's no need to get antagonistic about things, ya know. I hardly feel this constitutes "abusive, harassing, tortious, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, invasive to another's privacy (up to, but not excluding any address, email, phone number, or any other contact information without the written consent of the owner of such information), hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable" content, but, OK.