Name: Christian Matthew Weigert
Birthday: June 13, 1980
Place of Birth: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Parents: Marilyn and Asshole, er, I mean Dennis
Pets: Dog, poodle/chihuahua (looks like a deranged Yorkie) named Honey
Hair Color: medium brown with some blond and reddish tints thrown in
Eye Color: blue
Shoe Size: 10 ½
Current location: Grafton, Wisconsin (home of fuck-all)
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
Nervous Habits: using my tongue to play with my moustache
Can you roll your tongue? yes
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? wocka-wocka-hell-yeah! I can do the wave with them, too.
Can you cross your eyes? yup...and move each one independently, and make them jiggle
Piercing and where? left ear lobe...thinking about one on the upper ear, too...
Do you make your bed daily? buh? um...no, what's the point? I'm just gonna sleep in it that night...
Which shoe goes on first? whichever one I pick up first
On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? wait, there's supposed to be money in there?
What jewelry do you wear 24/7? my watch and silver ring (except in the shower) and my earring...
Would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great? on time and look OK.
Favorite Piece of Clothing: do I have to pick just one of my Tiki shirts?
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl
Have you ever eaten Spam? never have, never will. If I'm starving, I will hunt birds and mice, or something...or eat grass, cuz mice are cute.
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor? Pecan Praline Pumpkin Pie (actually it's frozen custard, and I can only get it twice a year at Kopp's here in Wisconsin)
How many cereals in your cabinet? 1. I think.
What's your favorite beverage? Oregon Chai
What's your favorite restaurant? Chipotle
What utensils do you use to eat pizza, Fork or hands? hands are utensils?
Do you cook? yup
How often do you brush your teeth? as needed (every other day...more is proven to be pointless from a dental point of view)
How often do you shower/bathe? as needed, usually 3-4 times a week (I'm lazy, but I don't stink)
How long does your shower last? about 10 minutes
Hair drying method: towel
Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? yup
Do you paint your nails? do coloring them with pens while being bored count?
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE?
Actor/Actress: Actors: Kevin Spacey, Robin Williams, Harrison Ford, Viggo Mortenson, Alan Rickman (and practically every other classically trained actor)
Actresses: Judi Dench. Clever Judi Dench. Clever, chubby Judi Dench...kidding, Dame Judi! You rock! also, Cate Blanchett, and Natalie Portman (just cuz she's hot)
Animal: raccoon or bunny, or some sort or cetacean
Food: anything edible and not broccoli
Flower: Lilac (smells pretty)
Shoe Brand: doesn't matter
Subject in school: Theatre or Dialects/Linguistics
Color: deep blue (azure?)
Sport: the ones I watch on TV...with the brown funny shaped ball, and the green field, and John Madden's insipid comments.
Body part on you: eyes
Body part on the opposite sex: eyes
TV show: Simpsons
Book: American Gods, by Neil Gaiman
Thing to do in Spring: read
Thing To Do In The Summer: read
Thing To Do In The Fall: read
Thing To Do In The Winter: watch the snow fall
Perfume or Cologne: I like Aqua di Gio, though I don't have any.
Game: Assassin (aka Mafia)
WHICH IS BETTER?
Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi
Oranges or apples? apples
One pillow or two? two
Deaf or blind? Blind. Definitely.
Pools or hot tubs? eh...hot tubs...fewer people see my fat ass that way.
Tall or short? tall
TV or radio? tv
Beach or pool? pool
Tic-Tacs or Certs? Certs
Snooze button or jump out of bed? snooze
Sunrise or Sunset? sunset
Hamburger or Cheeseburger? cheeseburger
Morning or night? night
Sports or news? news
Bikini or one-piece? one piece
Indoors or outdoors? outdoors as long as there's no mosquitoes
Cake or ice cream? ice cream
Spearmint or Peppermint? peppermint
Call or Write? both
Peanut Butter or Jelly? peanut butter
Dog or Cat? dog
Bath or shower? shower
Book or Movie? book (except for that whole social aspect. :-D)
Rain or Snow? Snow
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU?
Took a shower? yesterday
Cried? Mid to late March.
Talked on the phone? 'bout 15 minutes ago.
Read a book? last night
Where do you see yourself in ten years? Working either at Walt Disney World or doing voiceovers somewhere
Who are you going to be married to? some bird, hopefully...
How many kids? couple-two-three
Your profession: Theme Park God, or Voiceover God
Car of Your Dreams: Audi TT
Favorite bands?: Big Kahuna and the Copa Cat Pack, Barenaked Ladies...I dunno...I like songs more than artists...
Do you play guitar?: nope
Ever met any famous bands/singers?: no
Yelled at people while getting dragged away: nope
How many CD's do you own?: 100-150
How much do you know about your favorite band?: zip
What's your type of Music?: anything not rap or r&b, preferably something that doesn't massacre the english language
Who's your all time favorite band?: don't really have one...see above comment.
Would you say you have an advanced knowledge of music?: better than average...eclectic knowledge, certainly.
Are you a player?: does the Pope shit in the woods? (that means no.)
Are you dating anyone?: no
Are you in love with anyone?: no
Ever cry over someone of the opposite sex?: yes
Did you ever have a crush on a cartoon character: no
Do you believe in love at first sight?: no
Do you prefer to go out with people older or younger?: doesn't matter...I'm after their brain...
Have you loved someone so much it made you cry?: only when we broke up...
Internet relationships are they stupid or cool?: dumb. than means you, Dan.
What kind of person are you?: big ol' dork, but with a big ol' brain.
What kind of quality do you look for in a boy/girl?: intelligence
What's your "type" of guy/girl?: pretty much a "girl geek"
Guys or girls?: both
Do you feel understood most of the time?: more or less...certainly more by friends than family.
Do you make fun of people: only if they deserve it
Do you think men and women can ever just be friends w/o wanting each other: yes
Do you think you are strong (emotionally)?: yes
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: yup
Weirdest first name you've ever heard?: Tuffet (but it's a good weird)
Who is the coolest person you know?: Berg
Who's you best girl friend?: Tuffet or Ren...it's a toss-up
Who's your best guy friend?: Berg
Would you die for a close friend?: yes.